Barbara: We're almost done cleaning the kitchen. Just a few things in the sink to wash up.
Beatrix: Good thing, too. We wouldn't want to get on Uli's bad side!
Both: Ha-ha-ha!
Barbara: I can never remember if these containers are recyclable.
Beatrix: Hmm, it has a '2' on it. Aren't items marked '2' through '4' okay?
Barbara: I thought it was everything except 2 through 4.
Beatrix: Didn't we get some kind of informational pamphlet
in the mail about recycling?
Barbara: Yeah...but I think we recycled it!
Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Beatrix: Oh, just throw it in.
If we're wrong, it's not like the recycling police are going to show up at our door.
Barbara: "Ma'am, we've traced an empty yogurt tub back to this residence."
Kevin: Hey, there are two stern looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses at the door.
They want to speak to the person in charge of recycling.
Barbara: Um, that would be you.
Kevin: ME?!?!?!
Beatrix: Yep, definitely you. It was nice knowing you, brother.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel girls! You want to recycle but it's almost like taking an exam trying to remember what each symbol/ number means !
Poor Kevin, A new brother?, having to go 'take' the test! He may be a pushover and will be pouring his heart out like Chunk in the Goonies confessing all!
I think one of you girls should go, not such easy 'meat' for those recycling police ;) Good luck