Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 9, Caroline and Natalie

 

Caroline: Are you excited to open our day on the Advent Calendar, Natalie?
Natalie: Yes!  I can't wait to open the door to a piece of chocolate!
Caroline: Oh, sorry, this isn't a chocolate calendar.
Natalie: Candy?
Caroline: Um, no candy.
Natalie: Turkey leg?
Caroline: >Sigh<

Caroline: It's not that kind of Advent calendar.  It's Lego.
Natalie: Pffft.  I haven't eaten a Lego block since I was three years old.

Caroline: There's our door, right above the polar bear boy.
Natalie: Oh, sure, and he's next to a donut food truck.

Caroline: Excuse me, Mr. Polar Bear.

Caroline: Oh!  Natalie, you might like this prize.

Caroline: It's a little kid in a reindeer costume.
Natalie: So?
Caroline: And they've got a cookie!

Natalie: At least someone is getting fed around here.

Natalie: May as well put him next to the lucky kid.

Caroline: If you're so hungry, why don't we go into the kitchen?
Natalie: Better not; I hear Uli's is wound up about something.


Monday, December 8, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 8, Nathan and Dan Ryan

 

Nathan: Oh, it's you! >Whew!<  I thought I was going to get stuck with Holly Belle!
Dan Ryan: Now, now, she's not as bad as all that, is she?
Nathan: She's my best frenemy.  What does that tell you?

Dan Ryan: It tells me that it's holiday time and you have to be nicer 
to her or Santa + your stocking = coal for days.
Nathan: Aw, just open the door.

Dan Ryan: Whatever you say, Nate.

Nathan: That's a lot of pieces
Dan Ryan: On the plus side, it looks like a snowmobile or something
Nathan: That's so cool!  It also matches my sweater!
This day keeps getting better.

Nathan and Dan Ryan: A snowplow!
>High five<

Nathan: Someone can drive it to clear the patio.

Meanwhile...

Uli: You are the house prankster.  I know this.  Vhere is mein mixing bowl?!
Kirwan Mahoney: I swear I don't know what you're talking about!
Uli: Remember, I do haff Father Christmas on the speed dial!



Sunday, December 7, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 7, Sylvia and Eric

 

Sylvia: Hi Eric, ready to open our door on the Advent calendar?
Eric: As ready as a Lever Bee!

Sylvia: Uh, okay then.  Here's the door, way down in the corner.

Eric: This may be an easy one.
Sylvia: Oh, good.  I don't like the ones with a lot of pieces.

Sylvia: A little dog with his food and water dish!
How cute!

Eric: I think it's a chihuahua!
Hey, how does a chihuahua wish you a Merry Christmas?

Sylvia: >Sigh< I don't know, how does a chihuahua 
wish you a Merry Christmas?
Eric: Fleas Navidog!  Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Get it?
Sylvia: Yes.  Can I give it back?
Eric: Awwww...

Saturday, December 6, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 6, Katy and Harriet

Harriet: One day closer to Santa coming!
Katy: It is exciting, isn't it?

Harriet: There's our door, on the high rise.
Katy: I wonder how Santa gets down a high rise's chimney.

Katy: And here's our prize!

Katy: What is it?
Harriet: I'm not sure...

Harriet: There are wheels, so a vehicle of some sort?
Katy: There are an awful lot of transport toys this year.

Harriet: I guess it's a toy tractor.

Katy: It can go on the floor; there will probably
be a Lego boy or girl to play with it.

Katy: What'd you do with the extra pieces?
Harriet: I put them in the blue thing over there.
Shall we go see if Uli has made some hot chocolate?
Katy: We'd better steer clear of the kitchen for a while.
Uli has it all torn up; she's searching for something.
Harriet: What is she looking for?
Katy: No idea.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 5, Kirwan Mahoney and Noah Conrad

 

Kirwan Mahoney: As I live and breathe, Noah Conrad!
Noah Conrad: Hmmph.
Kirwan: Whatever got you out of your woodshop dungeon?
Noah: Oh, hush.  Let's get this over with.
Kirwan: Ready when you are, Scrooge.

Kirwan: And don't look at me like that.  I'll be good.
Holly Belle made me sign a contract that I would not hide pieces, swap pieces,
or in any other way disrupt the Advent Calendar.
Noah: Hah!  Good for her.

Noah: There's the door, right in the center.
Can you reach it?

Kirwan: Oh ho!  What do we have here?

Noah: It looks like Daddy John in an ugly Christmas sweater.
Kirwan: Actually, he looks rather sharp.

Kirwan: But your mention of an ugly sweater gives me 
a fabulous idea for a Christmas present for you.
Noah: >Sigh< Please don't.

Kirwan: We'll put Dad and his camera right here in the middle;
ready to take photos of all the Christmas activities.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 4, Paul David and Serena

 

Serena: Boy, have I been ready for this.
I haven't had a turn for three years!
Paul David: Oh? Why's that?

Serena: Last time it was my turn, I had to get up on the table.
I stomped around like I was Godzilla and Holly Belle was not amused.
Paul David: Ah, say no more.

Serena: There's the door, up by that helicopter.

Paul David: I've got the prize.  And Tokyo is spared destruction.

Serena: Oh, this is exciting!
I think I know what it is!

Paul David: It's a scooter!

Serena: Just waiting for the right little Lego person to come ride it.

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Advent 2025: Day 3, Lydia and Alice

 

Lydia: Well, Alice, ready for our turn?
Alice: I don't know.  What if we can't put the pieces together?
Lydia: It'll be a snap.
Snap.  Get it? They're Legos?  They snap together?
 >Sigh< Oh, come on, let's find our door.

Alice: Oh dear, the door is up so high!

Lydia: Good thing we 'No Navels' have such long, graceful arms.

Lydia: I got it out, you can put it together.
Alice: Oh dear.

Alice: Oh! A cute little teddy bear on a table!
You were right, it was a snap!
Lydia: Now she gets it.  >Sigh<

Lydia: We'll put Mr. Teddy here, and he can
watch over the living room.