Daddy Steve: Normally Daphne is cool and composed. Nothing ever seems to upset her.
Daphne: You see, sweetie, I'm rather posh. We posh folk are just naturally blasé about everything.
The other day, however, something happened that set her blood a-boiling. It started when she, Miguel, and Sasha were studying an art history book...
Sasha: Look at that!
Miguel: That's a statue of Apollo and Daphne, by the sculptor Bernini.
Daphne: That's my name! What's happening to her?
Miguel: She's turning into a tree. You see, Apollo was consumed with desire for Daphne, but she wasn't interested in him. He pursued her, and when she could no longer run away she turned into a tree to escape him.
Daphne: Hmmmm. Is that so?
Miguel: Um, well, according to mythology. Eep.
Sasha: Where are you going?
Daphne: I've got something to say to somebody!
Daphne: Oi, mate, if you think I'm going to turn into a tree just because of you, then you've got another thing coming!
Holly Belle: You go, girl!
Daisy: What did he say?
Daphne: Oh, he just stood there, stone-faced.
Ann Marie: Hmmmf. Men!