Saturday, July 29, 2023

Adventures in Babysitting

 Nicholas and Scot-Michael had agreed to babysit Curly at the Portland Sasha Festival.  His reputation for being a handful was in no danger of being exaggerated.

The initial introduction was a bit underwhelming...

Nicholas Sahara: Hello, little chap!  My name is Nicholas!
Scot-Michael: And I'm Scot-Michael.
Curly: ???

Nicholas: What?  Where did he go?  Our backs were turned for only a second!
Scot-Michael: How does he do that?

He only wanted to ride the merry-go-round!

Curly: Crrsll!
Nicholas: CURLY NO!!

Scot-Michael: Time to break out the big guns.  
Curly!  We have a present for you!

Curly: Wsskyy!
Nicholas: And we're okay with this, are we?
Scot-Michael: Auntie Diane said it was his favorite!
Nicholas: Oh, crumbs...

Nicholas: Not again!
Scot-Michael: HOW does he do that?!?!

Nicholas: Great Richard the III's ghost!
Curly: >Squeeeeeeeee!!!<

Scot-Michael: Did he fly up there?!?!

Scot-Michael: Okay, pillows in position.
Nicholas: Auntie Diane is going to have our guts for garters...
Scot-Michael: Jump, Curly!

Nicholas: >Whew< A soft landing.
Alright, lad, I'll help you down.
Scot-Michael: LOOK OUT!
Curly: Bonk!

Nicholas: >Ooooof<

Scot-Michael: Nickles, are you okay?!?
Nicholas: Oh my giddy aunt, that gavel packs quite a scallop.
Scot-Michael: Wallop.  Sure you're okay?

Fortunately, his shenanigans have tired Curly out and it's nap time...

Nicholas: Aww, he looks like a wee angel.
Scot-Michael: >Hmph< Only when his eyes are closed.

Scot-Michael: He's out.  Our turn for whiskey.
Nicholas: Scout!

Things are a bit calmer after a little snooze.

Nicholas: Well, Curly, Auntie Diane is here to collect you.
Scot-Michael: >Hmph< And not a moment too soon.
Nicholas: Scout!

Curly: Bye-bye Ncklls >smack< 💗
Nicholas: Oh!  What a nice lad.

Curly: Bye-bye Sktt. >smack< 💗
Scot-Michael: Bye-bye, Curly.  Be a good boy!

One last family portrait.







Saturday, July 22, 2023

Festival Preparations, Final

After consulting with Nanny Wendy on babysitting Curly (Patience! Attitude! ESP! Agility!),    Nicholas Sahara and Scot-Michael are ready for their Festival debut.  

Pete Dakota:  Packing all your clothes?
Scot-Michael: Just folding the essentials right now.

Pete: Um, you sure have a lot of socks.  
Scot-Michael: Oh, that's Nicholas.  He's got a whole thing about having plenty--
there's some sort of superstition back in his home country about travel and socks.

Pete: Here, I brought my comics so you have something to read on the flight.
Scot-Michael: Thanks, Pete!  That's awfully swell of you!
Pete: Just remember to bring them back.
Scot-Michael: Ha-ha!  Will do, boss.

Other siblings have been just as helpful...

Uli: Here is lunchbox of snacks for plane ride.
Nicholas Sahara: Aren't you the thoughtful bird!
But surely the airplane will have --
Uli: Nein!  Airline food no good.  My homemade snacks much better.

While others have been of, er, less than beneficial assistance...

Frank: I know!  Why don't we get some donuts, you toss them at me, 
and we'll see how many I can catch in my mouth?
Nicholas: Er, Franklin, how is that to aide us with our agility exercise?
Frank: Your what now?

Later...

Scot-Michael: >Whew< I'm exhausted.  I found my camera, too!
We'll want to document the whole trip; good and bad.
Nicholas: And we've still to get Curly's gift.

Denali: >Whine<
Nicholas: Sorry, old girl, we can't take you with us.
Scot-Michael: Besides, you've got to watch over Pete while we're gone!
Denali: Boof!

And back in England...

Auntie Diane: Curly!  You sit up nicely now.
Curly: Thbbbbbbpppppptttttt  😝

Auntie Diane: Your American cousins Nicholas and Scot-Michael will be 
looking after you at the Festival.  You WILL be on your best behaviour--
Curly: Nah! 😈
Auntie Diane: --or they won't bring you a present!
Curly: Wsky?!  😇


STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR FESTIVAL REPORTS and  
NICHOLAS & SCOT-MICHAEL'S ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING!

Saturday, July 15, 2023

The French Revolution

Yesterday, the French kids of Gregoropolis organized a little party to celebrate Bastille Day.

Emile: Uli, do you need assistance with ze crepes?
Uli: Nein.  You do know we do have crepes in Germany, too.
Now leave kitchen, bitte.

Lottie: Ze ribbons are très belle!
Louisette: Oui, and I bought zem on sale.  Zey were leftovers from ze Quatre Julliet.

Emile: Everything ees perfect!  Now we just need zome traditional musique française.

Lulu: Edith Piaf?!?
Emile: My dear, she ees a national treasure!
Lulu: Perhaps eef one ees 80 years old!

Lottie: Lulu et moi 'ave already selected la musique.
Emile: Duran Duran ?!? Zat ees NOT French!

Lulu: Oh really? And I zuppoze you think Simon LeBon is Chinese!?!
Emile: 'E ees anglais!

Lulu: Ees not!
Emile: Ees so!
Lulu: Ees not!
Emile: Ees so!

Lulu: Non!
Emile: Oui!
Lulu: Non!
Emile: Oui!
Both: Grrrrrrrrr...

Louisette: Come, mes amis, can we not compromise?  Sacha Distel, perhaps?
Emile: Hmmmpf!
Lulu: Hmmmpf!

Lulu: I can zee 'ow ze revolution started.
If 'e 'ad been king, I would 'ave wanted to cut off 'ees 'ead too!

Saturday, July 8, 2023

Festival Preparations, Part 2


Nicholas Sahara: Ah, Wendolyn, here you are.  Just the lass we're looking for.
Scot-Michael: Hi Nanny Wendy.
Nanny Wendy: Hello boys, what can I help you with today?

Nicholas: As you know, we're to accompany Daddy John to that delightful festival in Portland.  
We've been asked to look after one of the younger lads one evening whilst there.
Nanny Wendy:  Oh?  Ah, and you've come to me for babysitting advice and tips.
Who will you be watching?
Scot-Michael: Er, well, it's Curly.

Nanny Wendy: Curly?  Oh dear. 
Mikey, don't bonk your brother on the head.

Mikey: Okay.
Nanny Wendy: Thank you sweetie.  You're such a good boy.
Baby Conor: Bah!
Nanny Wendy: Yes, Conor, you're a good boy too.

Nanny Wendy: I've heard Curly can be a handful.
Nicholas: Quite.  He has a bit of a... rambunctious...reputation.
Scot-Michael: Hold it!  How did you catch Mikey?!  You weren't even looking at him!

Nanny Wendy: Well, boys, I'll tell you.  It's 75% patience, 10% attitude, and 15% ESP.
Although, you two may want to add agility into the mix.  I know how Curly likes to swing
that gavel around.  I recommend stretching exercises a few days before.

Nicholas: Wendolyn my dear, you truly are the font of all knowledge.
Scot-Michael: He means you rock, Nanny Wendy.
Nanny Wendy: Well, thank you, boys!  I'm sure you'll do great.
Conor: Bonk!

Nicholas: Great Richard the III's ghost!  
What have we gotten ourselves into, Scout?
Scot-Michael: Dunno, Nickels, but you heard The Font.
Patience! Attitude!  ESP!
Both: Agility!  >Gulp<


TO BE CONTINUED...

Saturday, July 1, 2023

Festival Preparations, Part 1

Daddy John:  Nicholas Sahara and Scot-Michael have decided they will accompany me to the Sasha Festival in July.  However, we have an important chore to attend to before arriving in Portland...

Nicholas: What did he say?!
Scot-Michael: I'm not sure I heard him correctly, either.

Nicholas: We're to purchase a what?!?
Scot-Michael: For who?!?

Meanwhile, in Merrie Olde...

Auntie Diane: Curly, are your ears burning?  
I think someone in the States is talking about you!


TO BE CONTINUED!