Saturday, August 31, 2024

Lunch Pressure

 Daddy John:  It's September and that means...a new school year!  Uli has taken on the herculean task of packing everybody's first day lunch.  Let us hope she doesn't regret volunteering for this challenge...

Uli: Vot haff I gotten myself into?

Uli: May I help you?
BR: Hi, could I please have my sandwich cut diagonally with the crusts cut off?

Uli: Ja?
Pete Dakota: Oh, I don't like the green relish.  I like mayo.

Philip Guy: Oh, cherry pie?  Um, are there any cupcakes left?
Uli: >Sigh<

Rolf: Nein!  I alvays get die Schokoladenmilch!
Uli: >Grrrrrrrrrrrr<

Scot-Michael: Uh, Uli, I'm not eating apples this week.
I would prefer a banana, please.
Uli: >deep breath<  Eins...zwei...drei...vier...

Uli: Und vot do you vant?!
Nicholas Sahara: Nichts, mein Schatz. [Nothing, my dear]
Vielen Danke, dass Sie mein Mittagessen zubereitet haben.
[Thank you for making my lunch.]
Ihre Mittagessen und Backwaren sind die besten!
[Your lunches and pastries are the best!]
Uli: Oooh, hee-hee! Bitte sehr, mein Lieber.
[You're welcome, my dear]

Philip: How do you speak German?!
Nicholas Sahara: I'm a prince!  I speak several languages.
Philip: And how did you get a whole cake in your lunch?!
Nicholas: I also speak 'Manners.'



2 comments:

Sasha's Vintage Boutique said...

Poor Uli, she is a glutton for punishment!! Glad someone appreciates her work...and is handsomely rewarded for it!

Dee said...

Nicholas Sahara you old smoothie you!
And well done Ulli , whose lunch boxes are probably the tastiest in the state. However once packed by Ulli, the Daddies will need to now up their game...