Saturday, July 19, 2025

A Nice Relaxing Walk

 

Nathan: Wow, Miguel and Marco, that was a great barbecue you guys put on!
Holly Belle: Yes, it was delicious.

Marco: Gracias, amigos
Miguel: It's all in the sauce!

Nathan: You know, we should all go on a little stroll.
A walk after dinner is always so relaxing.
Holly Belle: What a great idea!  I'll need to get my purse first.
Nathan: Purse?!?

Ten minutes later...

Nathan: Finally!  What do you have in there that's so important?
Holly Belle: Oh, you know, the usual stuff--lippy, compact, hankie, flashlight,
duct tape, 3-in-1 pocket multi tool, anti-zombie spray...
Dan Ryan: Good grief!

Holly Belle: Hey, a girl's got to be prepared for anything.

Nathan: Well, at least we're ready now.
Dan Ryan: Actually, I should use the bathroom first.
Marta: Oh, me too!
Meghan: And I need to change my shoes.
Charles: I should probably feed my frogs first.
Wendell: Maybe I should change my underwear.

Nathan: AAARRGGHH!

Thirty minutes later...

Holly Belle: Okay, we're all ready now.
Nathan: >Sigh<  I've lost interest.
Holly Belle: But Nathan, a walk after dinner is always so relaxing.


Saturday, July 12, 2025

Meeting the New Boy VIII: Diego Luis

 

Pete Dakota: BR, BR, BR!
Benjamin Roy: What, Pete? What, Pete? What, Pete?
Pete: Chance is home from the Festival!
BR: That's not news; we were expecting him back.

Pete: He didn't come home alone!

BR: Whoa.  Now that's news.

Chance Victor: Hi, fellas.  This is our new brother Diego Luis!
Diego Luis: Hola, mis amigos.  Well, mis hermanos, now, I guess.

Chance: Daddy John adopted him from Aunt Florence.  
BR: Hi, I'm BR
Pete: And I'm Pete Dakota.  Welcome!

Diego Luis: Oh, er, ay Dios mío...
Chance: Okay, too much.  Just breathe.  It's all good.
Can I get you anything?
Diego: Well, could I have a shower?  And a change of clothes?
I feel like I've been wearing these for 50 years.
Chance: Of course.

A bit later...

Chance: Hi, there he is!  Feel better?
Diego: ¡Sí! That helped; I can do this.

Diego: But pobre de mi, these are the only other clothes I brought with me.
I have nothing else to wear.

Chance: That's okay.  I'm a model and I have tons of outfits.
I'll share.  I know they'll fit you.
Diego: ¡Gracias!
Chance: Did you have a chance to meet any of the other kids?

Diego: Well, I did meet a girl in the kitchen...

Diego: Hola, I am --
Uli: --Ach, too skinny!  I vill fatten you up.

Chance: Oh, yeah, that's Uli.

Diego: Then there was another girl...

Diego: Buenas días, señorita, I ---
Holly Belle: Enchanted, dear.
Be a pet and bring in those bags from the other room for me.

Chance: That sounds like Holly Belle.
After her, meeting everyone else will be a cake walk.
Even Stephen Orange.

Diego: Other than those other two boys this morning, I have 
not yet met any other brothers.  Well, there was one who said he was a model.
Chance: >Sniff< That was me.
Diego: Ay chihuahua...Uh, shall we kick the football around a bit?
Chance: >Hmmpf< I suppose...

Diego: Ay, Diego Luis, mijo, what have you gotten yourself into?



Saturday, July 5, 2025

Big Fun in Columbus

 Daddy John: Chance Victor and I escaped the Sasha Festival for about an hour and visited a toy store that we were told we simply MUST visit.


Daddy John: Who's ready for some big fun?
Chance Victor: Me-me-meeeee!

Chance: Superhero action figures--Daddy John's 
favorite toys when he was my age.

Chance: Oh, Kirwan Mahoney would love one of these!

Chance: So many Hot Wheels!

Chance: Classic old Hot Wheels!
I'm pretty sure Daddy John is drooling...

Daddy John: I had to remind Chance that this wasn't a library.

Chance is slightly dubious of 
Daddy John buying a couple more dolls...