Saturday, March 28, 2026

Pete Dakota and Uli Ponder the Imponderable

 

Pete Dakota: When referring to macaroni and cheese as "mac", is it because mac is short for 
"macaroni" or is it because mac, m-a-c, is an acronym for macaroni and cheese?
Uli:...
Pete:...
Uli:...
Pete: Hm?

Uli: Get out of mein kitchen! 

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Dreams of Spring

 Last night Lulu went to bed and had the most amazing dream...


She dreamt that she was walking in a wild old garden when she encountered the largest and most beautiful watering can in the world.


Lulu: C'est magnifique!

As soon as she woke up, she told Lottie about her dream.

Lulu: Eet ees a sign! Le printemps est arrivé!
Lottie: Quelle merveille!

Lulu et Lottie: 🎶 Printemps, Printemps, la-de-da-de-da! 🎶

Here at Gregoropolis, we hope that all of your springtime wishes come true!



Saturday, March 14, 2026

High Water Note

Patrick: So peaceful.

Frank: Hi guys!
Ravi: <You jinxed it.>

Frank: What's this highbrow stuff you're listening to?
Patrick: It's Handel's Water Music.
Ravi: Why don't you sit down and listen with us?
Frank: Alright, but first I need to prepare.

Ravi: 'Prepare'? What is he talking about?
Patrick: Oh, who knows with him.

Frank: Okay, I'm ready now.

Ravi: >Sigh<  Oh, Frank...
Patrick: Makes you wonder what he would have done
if we had been listening to The Firebird.

Saturday, March 7, 2026

Unenforceable

 This is Luke.


This is Luke eating dry cereal.

Luke: >Crunch, crunch, crunch<  >Sigh<

Suddenly, he hears a voice...

Disembodied voice: Luke! Use the Force, Luke!
Luke: Huh?

Luke: >Unnnnhhh< >Grrrrrrrrrr< >Gasp<

Rhoda: Oh, good grief.  Can't you just ask me to pass you the milk?!?