Pete Dakota and Uli Ponder the Imponderable

 

Pete Dakota: When referring to macaroni and cheese as "mac", is it because mac is short for 

"macaroni" or is it because mac, m-a-c, is an acronym for macaroni and cheese?

Uli:...

Pete:...

Uli:...

Pete: Hm?

Uli: Get out of mein kitchen! 

Dreams of Spring

 Last night Lulu went to bed and had the most amazing dream...

She dreamt that she was walking in a wild old garden when she encountered the largest and most beautiful watering can in the world.

Lulu: C'est magnifique!

As soon as she woke up, she told Lottie about her dream.

Lulu: Eet ees a sign! Le printemps est arrivé!

Lottie: Quelle merveille!

Lulu et Lottie: 🎶 Printemps, Printemps, la-de-da-de-da! 🎶

Here at Gregoropolis, we hope that all of your springtime wishes come true!

High Water Note

Patrick: So peaceful.

Frank: Hi guys!

Ravi: <You jinxed it.>

Frank: What's this highbrow stuff you're listening to?

Patrick: It's Handel's Water Music.

Ravi: Why don't you sit down and listen with us?

Frank: Alright, but first I need to prepare.

Ravi: 'Prepare'? What is he talking about?

Patrick: Oh, who knows with him.

Frank: Okay, I'm ready now.

Ravi: >Sigh<  Oh, Frank...

Patrick: Makes you wonder what he would have done

if we had been listening to The Firebird.

Unenforceable

 This is Luke.

This is Luke eating dry cereal.

Luke: >Crunch, crunch, crunch<  >Sigh<

Suddenly, he hears a voice...

Disembodied voice: Luke! Use the Force, Luke!

Luke: Huh?

Luke: >Unnnnhhh< >Grrrrrrrrrr< >Gasp<

Rhoda: Oh, good grief.  Can't you just ask me to pass you the milk?!?