Math Major / Drama Minor

 

Ravi: This is my older sister Amita.  

She's studying to be a mathematician.

Amita: I'm particularly interested in dynamical systems and differential equations.

Patrick: That's very impressive!  I can see you two have a lot in common.

Ravi: Oh, and, um, this is our younger brother, Dev.

Dev: I want to be a Bollywood musical star.  Ta-daaaa!

Dev: ...or maybe a cowboy.

Patrick: Well.  Can't win them all, right?

Amita: Funny.  Our aunt says the exact same thing.

A Green...Toe?

 

Lottie: Oh, woe to me!

Lulu: Ma soeur, whatever ees ze matter??

Lottie: Ze big plant!  She ees so big, I must divide her, 

but I am running out of ze extra pots!

Lulu: Hmmm.  I think I 'ave ze solution.

Later...

Emile: Louisette!  Come at once!

Louisette: >Sigh< Zut alors, now what ees eet?

Emile: See what zat...zat....fille lunatique 'as done now!

Emile: My shoes!

Emile: Well? What 'ave you to say to zees?

Louisette: Erm, maybe eet will become ze fashion?

 

The Far Side of Gregoropolis

 Our resident prankster, Kirwan Mahoney, has taken a respite from terrorizing poor Noah Conrad and taken up a more literary pursuit...

Kirwan Mahoney: Oh, that Gary Larson.  The man's a genius!

Kirwan: Wait, what's this one?

Kirwan: >SNORT< Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Kirwan: HAHAHAHAHAHA-HEE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kirwan: >Pant, pant< >Snicker> >Whew<

I...oh!  Hmmmmmm....

Kirwan: Conor!  Just the experime, I mean boy I was looking for.

Baby Conor: Bah?

A little later...

Nanny Wendy: >GASP<  CONOR!!!

If the Shoe Doesn't Fit...

 Kevin and Eric are kicking around the soccer ball while Daisy, Daphne, and Holly Belle watch.

>THUNK<

Kevin: Ouch!

>THUNK<

Kevin: Ouch!

Daisy: Honestly, why doesn't Kevin put on more suitable shoes?

>THUNK<

Kevin: Ouch!

Daphne: Oh, sweetie, you know how men are.

>THUNK<

Kevin: Ouch!

Holly Belle: Well, I've had enough of this nonsense.

Holly Belle: Oi, Kevin!  Go change into some different shoes!

Kevin: Yes, ma'am.

Holly Belle: Now why can't everyone just do what I tell them to?