Daddy Steve: Ever since their debut last November, the Gregoropolis band has been practicing regularly. As band leader Bowie likes to remind them, you can't make it in the music business without hard work.
Bowie: Okay, everybody, great session! Let's wrap it up for today.
Rolf: Gut! I haff a cramp in my hand.
Bowie: We really need to come up with a proper name for our group.
Gavin: Well, Daddy Steve calls us his 'little virtuosos.'
Valerie: Daddy Steve says funny things sometimes. Have you ever noticed how he calls a movie theater the 'show house'?
Sebastian: Old people call things by weird names.
Rolf: I luff Daddy Steve.
Bowie: I've got it! We'll call ourselves 'The Bowie Five'. You know, like The Dave Clark Five.
Bowie: Obviously, because there are five of us!
Gavin: No, I mean, why Bowie Five?
Bowie: Because, well, uh, you know, I'm kind of a big deal!
Valerie: Just a minute! If I'm not mistaken, Dave Clark was the drummer so it stands to reason that since I'm the drummer, we should be 'The Valerie Five'.
Valerie: As Patrick would say, it's only logical.
Bowie: Yeah, well, logic isn't all it's cracked up to be. Alright, we can be 'The Valerie Five'.
Sebastian: "Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be?" Nice comeback. >snort<
Bowie: She caught me off-guard! Anyway, I had to give in; I think she's sweet on me!