Old Alice: Her name is Swifty Taylors, or something like that, and she looks like
she's 12 years old. I had a parakeet that could sing better than that.
Now, Rosemary Clooney - she was a singer! Have you seen the price of eggs lately?!?
Why, in 1950 you could get a dozen for 60¢. You give those chickens an inch, and
they'll take a mile. Say, have I told you about my bunion?
Ezra: >Sigh<
2 comments:
why am I always seated next to an "Old Alice" at every family event?! lol!
LOL poor Ezra, I take it all back, someone save that lad before he gives up the will to live!!
Happy Thanksgiving to all at Gregoropolis
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