Daddy John is headed to Scotland at the end of the month, so Pete Dakota has taken it upon himself to research the bonny land so Daddy John doesn't stick out.
First, you must dress like a native.
Pete Dakota: Ach, hoots mon.
Then you participate in the customs...
Pete: Don't knock the Fling until you've flung!
And sample the local cuisine.
Pete: Haggis is....WHAT?!?!
Uli: Ja.
Pete: Um, I think I'll stick to a pb&j sandwich.
Uli: Ja, is probably for best.
Finally, you read up on the native flora and fauna.
Pete: Whooooaaaa!
Pete: Alba gu bràth!
