Saturday, April 12, 2025

Gone To Seed

 

Lulu: Ma soeur! Springtime, she ees upon us!  We must order ze fleur seeds for ze garden.

Lulu et Lottie:  ♫ Printemps, printemps, la-de-da-de-da! ♫

Lottie: Let us recheck ze list.  Cosmos?
Lulu: Oui.
Lottie: Nasturtiums?
Lulu: Oui.
Lottie: Zinnias?
Lulu: Oui.

Emile: You silly girls are still wasting time on ze internet?
Lottie: >Boof<  Never mind, shorty.  We are busy planning our spring planting.
Lulu: We would plant you, but sadly you would not grow.

Emile: Zose two sisters of yours are always getting into ze trouble.
Louisette: Now Emile, zey are only ordering fleur seeds.  What 'arm can zere be in zat?

A few days later...

Giancarlo: Emile, there's a package at the door.  Could you please help me with it.
Emile: What ees wrong, mon ami?  'Ave your muscles turned into overcooked spaghetti?

Giancarlo: Just come help, wise guy.

Emile: Sacré bleu!  Ze could plant all of Nouvelle-Aquitane!

Emile: Je le savais! I just knew zose two would cause trouble.
Giancarlo: Stop complaining and pick up your end!


1 comment:

Dee said...

I'm sure the girls will find plenty of use for those seeds. Maybe they plan on having a sale of their plants if they all come up ! Sometimes you can plant a packet of seeds and only get six plants and other times you could get six hundred ! It's all a mystery !
Good luck girls