Saturday, April 19, 2025

Cracked

 

Pamela: Uli, did you need us to go grocery shopping for you?
Uli: Nein.  Luke und Oliver asked if they could help, so I haff sent them.

Harriet: Uh, was that a good idea?
Uli: >Sigh< Probably not.

Meanwhile, at Target...

Luke: Uli's gonna be really impressed when she hears about the great idea we had.
Oliver: Yeah, we're saving lots of money!
Luke: Which means one thing...
Oliver: Let's go check out the Hot Wheels cars!

Uli: Ach du lieber, you are finally back!  I hope you are careful with the eggs.
They are like buying gold.  Vait...not another toy car!

Luke: We've got a surprise for you.
Oliver: We bought chocolate eggs!
Uli: VAS?!?!

Luke: They were much cheaper than regular eggs, 
and they have a ton of them in the store right now
Oliver: Plus, they don't break as easily.  
We dropped them a bunch of times and we didn't break a single one.
Luke: They have lots of chocolate rabbits, too, just in case you want to make hasenpfeffer.

Uli: You fools!  How do I bake a cake with chocolate eggs?!?!    

Oliver: Simple! Just make it a chocolate cake.
Luke: Yeah, isn't it obvious?
Uli: >Sigh...<



2 comments:

Dee said...

LOL Oh dear ! The minute Ulli said she'd sent the boys . . . . It was bound to end in trouble. Although to be fair to them they did buy the eggs, even if they were chocolate ones, they could have missed off the eggs completely and bought more hot wheels ;)
Happy Easter.

Marti said...

poor poor Uli....it is hard to explain to these 2 little optimists!