Saturday, November 23, 2024

Pete Versus The Elf 2024

 

Noah Conrad:... ♫...hmm...make a little birdhouse in your soul...♬

>THUNK<
Noah: What was that?
Pete Dakota: >psst<...down here!

Noah: Oh for--...what are you doing under there?!?

Pete: I'm hiding from The Elf!

Noah: >Mutter, mutter< I don't get paid enough for this.
Pete: Wait, wait!  Don't tell anybody I'm here!

Benjamin Roy: >Zzzzzzzzzzzz<
Noah: WAKE UP!!
BR: >Zzzsnrkkk< Huh? 

BR: What's going on?
Noah: Come get Pete out from under my work bench.
BR: Under the...oh, I know.  Y'see, Pete thinks there's this Elf--
Noah: Don't care.  Not my clown, not my circus.
Just get him outta there.  Now.

BR: Hi.
Pete: Hi.
BR: The Elf?
Pete: The Elf.
BR: C'mon.  Let's go get a pizza and talk about it.
Pete: >Sigh<  Okay.

Noah: That's better.  Back to work.
This birdhouse won't paint itself.

>tee-hee<
Noah: What was that?  
>Mutter, mutter<  Not again.  I don't see anything...

Noah: A madhouse.  I live in a madhouse.



See Pete Dakota's previous tussles with The Elf!

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