Saturday, June 6, 2026

Rainy Day Fund / Blogcation

 

Luke: Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
I'm going to be rich!  Faaaaabulously wealthy!

Nicholas Sahara: I say, Lukas old chap, whatever are you up to?

Luke: I overheard Daddy John talk about 'pennies from heaven.'
The weather guy on Channel 11 said it's supposed to rain tonight, so I thought I'd 
just get out the buckets and watch them overflow with money-money-money!

Nicholas: Oh, dear...
Scot-Michael: Don't look at me.  You asked.


While Luke awaits untold riches, the rest of Gregoropolis is taking
a brief summer holiday.  We'll be back in July as we prepare for the
Manchester (NH) Sasha Festival!  See you soon!  

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Saturday, May 23, 2026

By Any Other Name...

 

Natalie: Ooooh, so pretty!

Paul: You know, lots of girls' names are inspired by flowers.
Natalie: You don't say.

Paul: Well, there's Iris, obviously, but also Lily, Rose, Violet, Daisy, Hyacinth...

Natalie: And Cupcake.  Don't forget that one.

Paul: "Cupcake"?!?  I've never heard of a girl with that name!
Natalie: Perhaps you just lead a very sheltered life.

Paul: Besides, cupcakes don't grow like flowers.
Natalie: >Sigh< No, no they don't.

Natalie: But in a perfect world, they would!


Saturday, May 16, 2026

Right Tools for the Right Job

 Noah Conrad is sorting through some blueprints for his next project...

Noah Conrad: The money is in the detail.

Noah: Yep, this is the one.  Now, I need to make some notes.
Where's my mechanical pencil?

Noah: Wait, what's that?

Noah: Lipstick?!?!  What the heck?

Noah: And a makeup tray instead of my paint samples?!?

Noah: >Gasp<

Noah: Nooooo!!!! My beautiful beautiful tools 
all replaced by....cosmetics!

Kirwan Mahoney: What's all the hubbabub, Bub?
Noah: YOU!
Kirwan: >Hee hee<  
Noah: Grrr....
Kirwan: Relax, Tiger, I'll bring your tools back.
By the way, you might want to use a couple of these things.

Noah: >Sigh< He got me again. >Sigh<
It was a decent prank, actually.

Noah: Hmmm...my nose is looking a little shiny...

Saturday, May 9, 2026

Sunk

 

Logan: Where's Holly Belle?  You two are always hanging out together.
Meghan: She's playing 'Battleship' with Nathan.

Logan: >Snort<  You are what you play, I guess.
Meghan: What?
Logan: Never mind.

Nathan: G-4
Holly Belle: Miss.

Nathan: That's impossible!  I've tried all the locations around one of your hits.
Holly Belle, are you moving your ships around?!?!

Holly Belle: So what if I am?
Nathan: It's against the rules, that's what!
Holly Belle: Well, that's stupid.  They're ships.
They're supposed to move around.  That's why they have propellers.

Holly Belle: Nathan, you're the cheater!  You're trying to look at my board!
Nathan: My leg went to sleep, and I'm just stretching it.

Holly Belle: I demand a neutral observer to monitor this conflict!

Kevin: Kaveh, you're needed to referee a heated game of Battleship.
Kaveh: >Sigh<  I feel like I'm in the UN.