The Recycling Police

 

Barbara: We're almost done cleaning the kitchen.  Just a few things in the sink to wash up.

Beatrix: Good thing, too.  We wouldn't want to get on Uli's bad side!

Both: Ha-ha-ha!

Barbara: I can never remember if these containers are recyclable.

Beatrix: Hmm, it has a '2' on it.  Aren't items marked '2' through '4' okay?

Barbara: I thought it was everything except 2 through 4.

Beatrix: Didn't we get some kind of informational pamphlet 

in the mail about recycling?

Barbara: Yeah...but I think we recycled it!

Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Beatrix: Oh, just throw it in.  

If we're wrong, it's not like the recycling police are going to show up at our door.

Barbara: "Ma'am, we've traced an empty yogurt tub back to this residence."

Both: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Kevin: Hey, there are two stern looking guys in dark suits and sunglasses at the door.

They want to speak to the person in charge of recycling.

Barbara: Um, that would be you.

Kevin: ME?!?!?!

Beatrix: Yep, definitely you.  It was nice knowing you, brother.

The Eternal Question

Kirwan Mahoney: >Sigh<

 

Kirwan: There's nothing to eat in this house.

Scot-Michael: Oooh, don't let Uli hear you say that.

Nicholas Sahara: You were at the greengrocers not an hour ago.

Kirwan: Feh!

Nicholas: Now, now, romaine calm.

Scot-Michael:...Did you...did you just make a food pun?

Nicholas: Why, I do believe I did!

Scot-Michael: Well done!  Lettuce leave him alone to stew in his thoughts.

Nicholas: Ooh!  Nice.  Who's a clever lad, then?

Kirwan: ARGH!

Stephen Orange: I could hear your moaning from the other side of the house.

Now listen up. If you wanted something specific--

Kirwan: --But--

Stephen Orange: --You should have said.  As I recall, 

you spent the entire time at the grocery store complaining.

Kirwan: Why are we here?  I wanna go home.

There's a Real Housewives of Sasha Village marathon on tv right now.

Stephen Orange: Give me strength.

Kirwan: Bah.  >Sigh<  Why is there never anything to eat?