Robin: Hey, do you guys wanna play tag?
Barbara: Sure, but you have to play by our rules.
Robin: Your rules?
Beatrix: Don't worry. They're not that much different. You'll catch on fast.
Barbara: Rule number one is that you're 'it' first.
Robin: Tag! You're it!
Beatrix: Can't tag us here because it's gool.
Robin: You should have told me that ahead of time.
Barbara: The rules don't require it.
Barbara: Can't tag us here.
Robin: You can't have more than one gool!
Beatrix: We don't. This is where the 'cosmic rays' are.
They protect us from getting tagged.
Robin: >mutter, grumble, mutter, grumble<
Robin: Tag! Fair and square! No gool, no cosmic rays!
Beatrix: You used the wrong hand. You have to use your right hand if we're running north or south; left hand if we're running east or west.
Barbara: Unless it's a day beginning with the letter 'T'.
Robin: I quit. I'm tired of this game.
Barbara: Well how do you like that?!?
Beatrix: Yeah! He acts like it's our fault that we made up the rules!