Meeting the New Boy VI (or, Meet The Pranksters)

 Something's up (up, up, and away)!

Sasha: >Ahem<

Kirwan Mahoney: Huh, what? Oh, hello.

Sasha: A-ha!  So you're the one.

Kirwan: >Eeep<

Sasha: My name is Sasha.  And you are...?

Kirwan: My name is Kirwan Mahoney.  I'm new!

And yes, I'm the one who's been pranking everyone.

Sasha: Don't worry, I won't tell.

Nice to meet you.

Kirwan: Thanks, that's decent of you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Sasha: If you don't mind me saying, your dress sense is impeccable.

Kirwan: Thank you!  I like your style as well.

Sasha: Well, I won't keep you. 

Are you going to take those googly eyes down?

Kirwan: Mmm, I don't think so.

Sasha: Fair enough.

Kirwan: See you around the house.

Kirwan: Well, Philip, I've been rumbled.

Philip: You had a good run while it lasted.  

Kirwan: Thanks for being my wingman.  Helped throw the scent off.

Philip: >Hee-hee<  You're welcome!  It was fun being part of it.

C'mon, I'll introduce you to our brothers.

The Magnificent 7 has become the Electric 8!

Welcome Kirwan Mahoney!

Living Room and Kitchen (Pranks #3 and #4)

Holly Belle: So then I told her she had another think coming if 

she was going to keep on with that nonsense.

Meghan: Mercy!

Holly Belle: Oh! There's the kettle.  Time for tea!

Meghan: Delightful!

Holly Belle: Now, that's nice, isn't it?

Meghan: Civilized! 

But...do you ever get the feeling of being watched?

Holly Belle: >Shriek!<

Meghan: What is it, dear?!

Holly Belle: The...the pictures!

Meghan: What...? Nicholas Cage and...googly eyes?!

Holly Belle: Vandals!

Meghan: Hoodlums!

Meanwhile, in the kitchen...

Baby Conor: Ice Keem?

Uli: Ja, you haff been good, so I get you ice cream.

Uli:  >Although why das Kind must play in die kitchen I do not know<

Uli: Was ist das...?

Uli: Ping pong balls?!

Baby Conor: Bah?  Yeee!

Later, after much ball wrangling...

Philip: Looks like the mad prankster has struck again.

Uli: ...Ach...die ping pongs....die ping pongs...

What's that noise coming from behind the couch in the living room?

?: Heeeee-heeeeeee!!

STAY TUNED FOR THE CONCLUSION!

Laptop (Prank #2)

 

Stephen Orange: Oh, for--now what?!

Philip: What's the matter?

Stephen Orange: The laptop's mouse isn't working!

I just changed the batteries in it yesterday; it should be fine!

Philip: Hmmmm...I bet I know.  Turn the mouse over.

Stephen Orange: What? Why?

Philip: >Sigh<  Just flip it over.

Stephen Orange: What the heck?!

Philip: There you go.  Someone taped a funny face over 

the mouse's sensor.  That's why the cursor wouldn't move.

Stephen Orange: Grrrrrrr...

Stephen Orange: I haven't got time for this nonsense!

I must finish the edits on my article!

I just don't have the time or patience for this.

?: Hee-hee!

UH-OH!   HE'S STRUCK AGAIN!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Workshop (Prank #1)

 Monday

Noah Conrad: Now where did I put those blueprints?

A-ha!  There they are.

Noah: ....?

Wednesday

Noah: I....huh.

Noah: That's funny, I could have sworn...oh, well.

Thursday

Noah: Now just a minute!

Noah: What is going on here!?!

Friday

Noah: Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!

Philip: What's all the grumbling about?  We can hear you all the way upstairs.

Noah: Someone has been moving my tools around!  It took me ALL WEEK to notice.

They've been moving them around just a little bit enough every day 

that it's not immediately noticeable.  It's driving me crazy!

Later...

?: Heee-heee-heee!

Who is that?

TO BE CONTINUED!