Monday, December 9, 2024

Advent 2024: Day 9: Philip Guy and Stephen Orange

Philip Guy: Here you are!  Are you ready for our calendar turn?
Stephen Orange: >Sigh< I suppose.  Besides, Uli has been 
giving me the stink-eye for loitering in her kitchen.

Philip: C'mon, Scrooge, I know your secret!
You like this stuff as much as I do.
Stephen Orange: Oh hush.  You don't know anything.

Philip: There's our door!

Stephen Orange: Looks like we'll have to move
the skier and snowboarder out of the way.

Philip: Let's see what we've got here...

Stephen Orange: Hey, it's another person.
A guy with snowshoes and a hot chocolate.
Lego should have called this calendar "Snow Activities" 
instead of "The City."

Philip: That wasn't so bad now, was it?
Stephen Orange: Hmpf.
Philip: Just think, soon you'll be reading
'Twas the Night Before Christmas to the toddlers!
I know you love that.  Will you be doing the voices, too, 'Steeben'?
Stephen Orange: Oh hush. You don't know anything.
But yes.  Yes, I will.


Sunday, December 8, 2024

Advent 224: Day 8: Rhoda and Heather

Rhoda: Ready to get down to business?
Heather: Oh! Uh, sure?  Sounds like fun?

Rhoda: There we go, Door 8 on the Christmas tree!
Heather: Oh, that's delightful!

Heather: I'll just reach over and open the door, shall I?
Rhoda: >Sigh< Yes, that's the idea, sweetie.

Heather: Goodness!

Rhoda: It's a scooter! 
Tyler and Mikko will be soooo jealous we got that--hah!

Heather: I'm happy to see it comes with a helmet.
We don't need any scooter accidents on Christmas!

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Advent 2024: Day 7: Miranda and Randall

 

Randall: Our turn for the advent calendar!
Miranda: Oh, I hope the door is easy to open and 
the prize is easy to put together!
Randall: Why?
Miranda: Strenuous exertions will cause my beautiful ponytails 
to come undone.  I simply can't have that.

Randall: I, uh, see.  Well, here's the door.
On the bottom and on the edge.  No exertions needed.
Miranda: >Whew!<

Randall: And look--I don't think there's anything 
we'll need to assemble either.

Miranda: It's a little kitty and his food bowl.
And a rather large fish.  Hope you're hungry, kitty!

Miranda: How do they look?
Randall: Not a stray hair in sight.
Miranda: >Whew!<
Auntie Pat spent so much time getting them just right.

Miranda: There.  Kitty and the puppy can enjoy
their dinners in the kitchen.
Randall: Speaking of food, I wonder if Uli's
got any Christmas cookies ready.


Friday, December 6, 2024

Advent 2024: Day 6: Gino and Elias

 

Gino: We call him 'Babbo Natale' in Italian.
Elias: We call him 'Weihnachtsmann' in German.
Gino: Mio Dio, that is a mouthful.  'Santa Claus' it is!
Elias: >smirks<  If you say so, heh.

Gino: Can you see our window for today?

Elias: Yep, here it is.  This one looks a bit tricky.

Gino: You weren't kidding, amico.
Elias: If we put our heads together, I'm sure we'll get it.

Elias: Well?

Gino: It's a boat.

Elias: And a remote control.
Gino: A remote-controlled boat.
Elias: Huh.

Elias: I don't see a pond or anything, 
so I guess we'll put in the house?
Gino: Buona idea!  Someone will find it under the Christmas tree.


Thursday, December 5, 2024

Advent 2024: Day 5: Louisette, Lottie, et Lulu

 

Louisette: Mes sœurs, we must attend to ze calendrier de l'avent!
Lulu: Non! Eet ees time to dance!
Lottie: And sing!

Lulu et Lottie
♪♪ Ah! Ah! Ah! que la mère est belle
Ah! Ah! Ah! que l’Enfant est beau ♪♪
Louisette: Oui, oui, très bien...come, girls.

Louisette: There ees ze door for today.
Lottie: >Bouf< Can we not sing while we do thees?
Lulu: Oui! Une chanson de Noël!

Lottie et Lulu: ♬♬...Noël, petit Noël, la belle Noël...♬♬

Louisette: Mon dieu, I must do everytheeng myzelf!
I weel open ze door, thus!

Lottie: Une petite fille avec des skis!

Lulu et Lottie: ♪♪...La fille avec skis...♪♪
Louisette: >Bouf< Eef only I had ze brothers....

Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Advent 2024: Day Four: Lara and Pete Dakota

 

Lara: Hi Pete, where's your shadow BR?
Pete: He's busy writing a letter to Santa.
He's asking for new motorcycle gear.
Lara: Typical.  Look, the door for today is up by that chimney.

Pete: Don't say "chimney" too loud or Nathan will go on another
rant about how a fat Santa can't fit down a skinny chimney.

Lara: Oh yes, I almost forgot about that.
It appears that our prize might be a skateboard!

Pete: You're right, it's a skateboard and helmet.
But no skateboarder?
Lara: Maybe the snowboarder trades off.

Lara: We'd better leave the skateboard outside.
Pete: Yeah, Daddy Steve won't have a skateboard 
in the house for any reason.


Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Advent 2024: Day Three: Paul and Hermey


Hermey: Door is vay on top of das haus!

Paul: I think I can just reach it.
Hermey: Wunderbar!
Paul: Hold the chair steady now.
Hermey: Ja, ja! I hold.

Paul: It looks like a little animal!
Hermey: Ein Hund oder eine Katze?

Hermey: Ein Hund!  Voof, voof little Hund!

Paul: We'll place him in the house so he's nice and warm.
Hermey: Maybe Heiliger Nikolaus vill bring me ein Hund for Christmas.
Paul: Well, you have been a good boy all year, so anything's possible.
Hermey: Wunderbar!

Monday, December 2, 2024

Advent 2024: Day Two: Mabel and Meredith

 

Mabel: We're M&Ms!
Meredith: Do you think we'll have to pay a royalty to the Mars Company?
Mabel: Hah!  They should be paying us!
Meredith: >Ha-ha!<

Meredith: This looks quite nice.  Can you see the door for today?
Mabel: Yes, it's just over there, near you.

Meredith: Oh, I see it! Right between the two houses.

Meredith: Oh my.
Mabel: What is it?
Meredith: I...have no idea.

Mabel: 'Oh my' is right.
Spread the pieces on the rug and we'll figure it out.

Mabel: Some sort of drill?
Meredith: Perhaps for ice fishing?

Mabel: But there's no pond or lake for fishing.
I guess we can put it next to the snowboarder.

Meredith: I don't know.  If an ice drill is in any way Christmassy,
I'll eat my bow!