The Nightmare Before Christmoose

Nicholas Sahara: So, Peter, tell me what you're getting dear Benjamin for Christmas.

Pete Dakota: He's pretty easy to shop for.

Pete: I usually get him some new Hot Wheels cars and a gift card for music.

You can't go wrong with a gift card. 

It's not even Thanksgiving, why are you thinking about Christmas now?

Nicholas: I wanted to get an early start.  Never hurts to be prepared!

Pete: Mmm.

Nicholas: You know, when I asked Scout what he wanted in his stocking, 

he made the oddest request.

Pete: What'd he ask for?

Nicholas: He asked that I bake him a giant mousse.  Can you imagine?

I've no idea how to bake a giant mousse! I'm all a-dither over it.

Pete: You should ask Gino; he fancies himself our resident Paul Hollywood.

Nicholas: A smashing idea!  I wonder what kind of mousse he'd like,

Strawberry or chocolate?

Later that night, it's not sugar plums dancing in our poor prince's head!

Nicholas: ...mousse...giant mousse...giant...moose....

Giant Moose:  GRARRRRWWLLLRRR!!!

Boys: AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!

Nicholas: >gasp< Oh my sainted aunt! >pant< >pant<

No, you can't go wrong with a gift card...