A Leg Up

Beatrix: >Ah< This certainly hits the spot!

Barbara: Rather!

Logan: There they are. Let's go ask them.

Frederick: Are you sure we should? It might seem a bit impertinent.

Logan: You've always wondered about it.  The only way to find out is to ask!

Barbara: What's up, boys?

Logan: Could we ask you a question?

Beatrix: Sure! Ask away...

Logan: Go ahead, Frederick.  Ask them.

Frederick: Me?!?

Barbara: Would you like a glass of lemonade first to loosen you up?

Frederick: Ahem, well, ah, we couldn't help noticing that 

you Gotz girls all have one leg that's longer than the other.

Beatrix: Everyone does, you know.

Logan: Yeah, but all you girls have one leg that's waaaaay longer than the other.

Frederick: > Ok, you didn't need to emphasize it like that! <

Barbara: No offense taken, dearie.  There's actually a very logical explanation!

Beatrix: Yes, you see our ancestors are from Switzerland, land of the Alps.

By having one longer leg, we're able to stand on the side of a mountain without falling over.

Frederick: You don't say?!?

Logan: Wow.  That's...that's actually pretty brilliant.

Barbara: Yes, it is, isn't it?

Beatrix: We don't like to boast, but we do consider ourselves to be rather highly evolved.

Barbara: Join us for some lemonade, and we'll lay some more amazing facts on you!