Too Many Shoes?

 

Nathan: Hey Holly Belle, what did you get in the mail today?

Holly Belle: Two new pairs of shoes!  Aren't they lovely?

Nathan: What?!? More shoes? You girls don't need more shoes.  

You have too many already.  Isn't that right, Dan Ryan?

Dan Ryan: Well, uh, I, ah...

Holly Belle: Clearly you are very misinformed.  

Once can never have too many shoes.  Isn't that right, Meghan?

Meghan: You're absolutely correct, Holly Belle.  It's a demonstrable fact.

In fact, you can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoes.

Holly Belle: Well said.  You see?  Meghan agrees, so that proves it.

Nathan: The only thing that proves is that she is just as loony as you are!

Holly Belle: All right, then, just go ask the other girls if you don't believe us!

Meghan: Yeah, go ask the ones that you deem to be 'non-loony'!  Hmmpf.

Nathan: Okay, we'll do just that!

Dan Ryan: We will?

Dan Ryan: Hello Uli; how are you?

Uli: Busy.

Nathan: Well, can we ask you a quick question?

Uli: Ja.

Nathan: Is it possible to have too many shoes?

Uli: Nein.

Lara: Oh, no, you can never have too many shoes.

Nathan: Are you sure?

Lara: They're the only thing that got me through the revolution.

All that romantic poetry only goes so far, you know.

Dan Ryan: Huh?

Nanny Wendy: >Sigh< Shoes are life's little reward.

Baby Conor: WWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Daphne: Too many shoes? >Tee-hee!< Oh, sweetie, how you talk.

Nathan: Hmmpf!

Dan Ryan: Gosh, I must say I'm convinced.

Nathan: WHAT?!? Snap out of it!