Saturday, August 3, 2024

The Fountain of Youths

 Daddy John: Two of the boys are playing intrepid explorers today, investigating the deep mysteries of the continent (well, the backyard, anyway)...

Nicholas Sahara: I hope we don't encounter any hungry cannibals!
Now, what are we seeking again?

Scot-Michael: The mythical Fountain of Youth
Nicholas: Ah yes, the Fountain of Youth.  The Youth Fountain.
That one fountain will all that youth.  The youth belonging to the fountain.
Scot-Michael: You have no clue what it is, do you?
Nicholas: Not a sausage.

Scot-Michael: C'mon, Livingstone.  Let's try over that way.

Scot-Michael: I think there's something in that clearing ahead.

Nicholas: By Jove, this is frightfully exciting!
To think, we will be the first to lay eyes on this fountain!

Scot-Michael: Could it be?!

Scot-Michael: Oh.
Nicholas: What's wrong? What is it, old boy?
Scot-Michael: Look a little further beyond the fountain.

Nicholas: Oh.
Scot-Michael: Yes.

Nicholas: Well, er, it is a fountain.
Scot-Michael: Yes.
Nicholas: And they are youth.
Scot-Michael: Yes.

Scot-Michael and Nicholas: >Sigh<

BR: Oh, hi guys!
Pete Dakota: You look hot!  Would you like some lemonade?

Later...
Scot-Michael: When we write up this adventure in our diaries,
we'll leave this bit out.
Nicholas: Too right.

1 comment:

Dee said...


I always wondered about the Fountain of Youth! Now I can see its where all the Youth's hand out.
I agree boys best to leave the sunbathers and their chairs out of the dairy entries.. what's found at the Fountain of Youth, stays at the Fountain of Youth ;)