Tyler: Hey, kid...
Kirwan Mahoney: Kirwan. >Sigh< My name is Kirwan Mahoney.
Tyler: Oh, right. Anyway--
Mikko: Rumor has it that you were the one who pranked last year's
Advent calendar. Y'know, hiding Susana's Barbie doll
and adding the Batman Lego figure.
Kirwan: I can neither confirm nor deny.
What's it to you?
Mikko: We want to learn from you!
Tyler: Yeah! What's your secret for not getting caught?
Kirwan: Ah, I see. I've seen the mischief you two get up to.
Blundering about like drunk elephants.
Tyler: I think we've been insulted.
Kirwan: A good prank has finesse. It is never deliberately
cruel or hurtful. A light, subtle touch!
Ideally, one should never pull the same prank twice.
But when opportunity knocks...well...
Mikko: What does 'finesse' mean?
And what was that bit about 'opportunity'?
Tyler: I dunno, but he seemed pretty wise.
Do you think he knows about the noodle incident?
Mikko: I keep telling you no one
can prove it was us.
Tyler: Alright, alright. Let's get this going--that kid
has given us a lot to think about.
Mikko: Okay. Hey, this could be fun...
Tyler: It's a person...
Mikko:...with a hat...
Tyler and Mikko:...AND A SWORD!!!
Tyler: He's some sort of soldier.
Tyler: He can guard the Christmas tree.
Mikko: And if anyone gets too close-- >whish, whish!<
Tyler and Mikko: COOOOOOLLLLL...
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