Daddy Steve: Junior Forest Ranger Rhoda and Girl Guide Anika are about to embark on a scientific expedition...
Anika: Wish us luck, boys. We're off to search for Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch.
Rhoda: If we don't make it back, send someone to look for our bones.
Sasha: Gosh, I sure hope they don't actually find Bigfoot.
Miguel: Relax, amigo, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Ann Marie: Isn't Bigfoot supposed to live in the Pacific Northwest?
Rhoda: According to one of Daddy John's books, he's been sighted nearly everywhere.
Anika: So why not our backyard?
Patrick: >Sigh< So illogical.
Ravi: Well, it keeps them out of trouble.
Rhoda: I sure hope we at least find footprints. Or his scat.
Anika: Eeeewww! I don't!
Rhoda: I thought you were a committed naturalist.
Anika: Not that committed
Rhoda: >Tsk, tsk< What would Jane Goodall say?
Anika: If she were honest, probably that hanging out with monkeys is overrated.
Uli: Door shut, bitte. It is raining and you vill track mud inside!
Rhoda: Phooey and drat; there's always someone standing in the way of scientific progress!
I guess we'll just have to limit our search to the house.
Anika: Just as well. I can't imagine a wet Bigfoot smells too good.
Rhoda: Frank, have you spotted Bigfoot around here?
Frank: No, but I did have the most delicious bear claw with my afternoon tea.
Rhoda: This creature certainly has big feet.
Anika: But he's too pale and hairless.
Anthony: Will you two get out of here?!
Rhoda: Oh please; just look at how messy and irresponsible he is.
Anika: You'd think if he were anywhere, it would be the basement, but there's just spiders.
Rhoda: Spiders are cool, but they're not Bigfoot cool.