Saturday, February 25, 2023

Ouija Wanna Have Fun

 Some of the kids have decided to delve into the mysteries of the occult...

Scot-Michael: Eenie Meenie, Chili Beanie; the spirits are about to speak!
Rhoda: Is anyone there?  Can you tell us your name?

Scot-Michael: It's moving!  It's spelling something out!
Philip Guy: What is it spelling?
Scot-Michael: M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-S-A-U-G-U-S-T-U-S-G-L-O-O-P

Philip: Whoa.  Uh, nice to meet you, Augustus?
Rhoda: Did you have a good life, Augustus?
Scot-Michael: I-T-W-A-S-FU-L-L-O-F-C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

Rhoda: I wonder if he has unfinished business with the living?
Philip: What could it be?

Scot-Michael: I-P-L-E-A-D-M-Y-D-E-S-C-E-N-D-A-N-T-S-

Frank: Wha-Huh?
Pete Dakota: What is it, Frank?  What's wrong?
Frank: I could swear someone just called my name.


Dee said...

Oh no! Is Frank related to Augustus Gloop! Is that why he eats all the chocolate? are we saying it's in his genes?
So he cannot help himself and needs to have sympathy not grief when everyone's chocolate Easter bunny is missing an ear or foot or both!
It's not the lad's fault...

Or they are not related and Frank's just a boy looking at chocolate and asking it to be his...

Sasha's Vintage Boutique said...

clearly a long-lost relative of Franks...he's obeying the orders from deep in the past!