Gotz Envy

 

Barbara: >Tee-Hee<  Oh, Paul, you're so witty!

Beatrix: You're so charming, Paul!

Paul: Oh please, ladies!  You're going to make me conceited.

Christophe: Good grief!  Listen to how they fawn over him.

Kevin: They think he's handsome.

Christophe: A handsome dumbbell, that's what he is.

Intellectually I can run circles around him.  I've read Kierkegaard!

Kevin: Wait, Kirk wasn't a guard.  He was the captain.

Eric: Yeah, the guards were always the guys in the red shirts--

the ones who never made it back up to the Enterprise.

Kevin: True that.  They always got bumped off pretty fast.

That's why I never wear a red shirt.  Plus, it would clash with my hair.

Eric:  There's always that to think of.  

Kevin:

Eric: 

Kevin: 

Eric: What were we talking about?

Christophe: You two are giving me a headache.

Seriously, answer me this; what does Paul have that I don't?

Eric: Hmmm...a navel, maybe?

Christophe: >Hmmppff<  Whatever...