Frank: Are you sure they're in there?
Natalie: Oh yes, Luke and Oliver saw Uli put the leftover
Christmas cookies in the freezer.
Frank: They make good informants.
They don't even know the value of their own intel.
Frank: We've struck cookies!
Natalie: I'll pour the milk.
Frank: I don't get it; I mean, why freeze cookies?
Why not just eat them?
Natalie: You know Uli. She probably wanted to be prepared
in case the Huns invade or something.
Frank (imitating Uli): "Out of mein kitchen, Hun, or I klub you mit rolling pin!"
Natalie and Frank: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Natalie: Here, take a napkin.
>CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH!<
Natalie: These cookies are a good, but a little hard.
We probably should have waited for them to thaw.
Frank: Who has time for that?
>CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH!<
Natalie: Fortunately, we have teeth that are as strong as iron!
Frank: And mighty jaws!
>CRUNCH-CRUNCH-CRUNCH!<
Meghan: What's all that noise coming from the kitchen?
Nathan: Oh, probably just the disposal acting up again.
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