Duncan: Logan? Logan, are you awake?
Logan: >grumble, grumble< I am now.
Duncan: I'm worried!
Logan: >Sigh< What else is new?
Logan: Okay, tell me all about it.
Duncan: It's Daddy John. He's going to visit Loch Ness while he's in Scotland.
Logan: Yeah, so?
Duncan: What if he runs into those aliens?
Logan: What aliens?
Duncan: You know, the shape shifting aliens from the TV documentary we watched.
They live under Loch Ness and control the monster. They can change into people.
What if they capture Daddy John and assume his identity?!?
Logan: What?!? Wait a minute...you goof; that wasn't a documentary.
That was an episode of Doctor Who! There are no aliens and no monster!
Duncan: But we don't know that for sure. What if it's true?
Logan: I'll tell you what; as soon as Daddy John gets home,
we'll make him open his mouth real wide.
If a tentacle shoots out, then we'll know he's an alien doppelganger.
Duncan: Then what?
Logan: We'll send Uli after him with her rolling pin.
No alien stands a chance against her.
Logan: Now, feel better?
Duncan: >Sigh< I guess so...
Logan: Good. Let's get some sleep.
>To himself< Jeepers, you're more exhausting than Holly Belle.
Alien: Hsssssssssss!
Duncan: Eeeep!
1 comment:
Lol ! Poor Duncan all this worrying about Daddy John and alien's pretending to be Nesie.
He should not be worried , there will probably be a thick foggy mist rolling across the loch and Daddy John will be lucky to see the nose on the end of Nessie's monstrous face ! But should he feel a cool icy breeze on the back of his neck, best he doesn't turn round but keeps walking. . . . just saying . . . .
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