Emile has declared himself the official wine inspector of Gregoropolis.
Emile: Eet only stands to reason, n'est-ce pas? 'Oo knows more about wine zan ze French?
Louisette: Mais oui.
Today he's in the wine cellar, looking over Daddy Steve's latest purchases.
Emile: Well, at least 'e did not go to le magasin Trader Joe's zees time.
All zat dreadful, cheap 'ipster wine!
Louisette: Obviously your good taste and expertise are finally rubbing off on 'eem.
Emile: >Bouf!< California wine?!? 'Ow gauche!
Logan: I thought California wine was supposed to be really good.
Emile: Oh, eet's a fine place to grow lettuce and garlic, but wine? Non!
Katy: How did he get to be such a snob?
Logan: For a little guy, he has giant-size opinions.
Emile: Now zees ees an excellent French wine. A very fine vintage!
Louisette: And look, eet even 'as ze Sasha logo--une marque de qualité!
Katy: It's very similar, yes. But isn't the red circle supposed to be off center?
Logan: No worries; by the time Daddy Steve has finished off the bottle,
it will look off center to him!
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