An Affair of Le Coeur

 

Louisette: Ma soeur!  What are you doing 'ere?

Lulu: I live 'ere.  What are you doing 'ere?

Louisette: If you must know, which you do not, 

I am awaiting mon valentine.  And you?

Lulu: I also await mon valentine.  What ees zat you 'ave?

Louisette: I 'ave ze chocolates 'e enjoys.  

What ees zat you 'ave?

Lulu: Mon valentine loves ze bon-bons.

Louisette: And just who ees your valentine?

Lulu: If you must know, which you do not, eet ees Shance Veector.

Louisette: Non! 'E ees mon valentine!

Lulu: C'est impossible!  Ze boy and le coeur belong to moi!

Louisette: Shance assists me avec ze deeshes.  'E ees very 'elpful.

Lulu: Well, Shance, 'e 'elps me plant ze seeds for ze garden!

Chance Victor: Hello, ladies.  What's going on?

Louisette: Eeeep!

Lulu: Mon dieu!

Louisette et Lulu: I 'ave ze candy for ze Valentine's Day pour toi!

Chance: Sorry, girls, it's Mardi Gras!

Chance: Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Lulu: >Sigh< You can 'ave ze bon-bons.

Louisette: >Sigh< And you can 'ave ze chocolates.