Daddy Steve has just returned from a shopping excursion to Trader Joe's. Naturally, Emile needs to inspect and put his stamp of approval on the purchases.
Emile: Ah, ze lavender scented soap.
Louisette: Eet reminds me of Provence!
Emile: Sunscreen. At 'ees age, Daddy Steve needs to take care of ze skin.
Louisette: I agree. All French women know ze importance of a proper skin care regime.
Emile: >Boof< I simply do not understand 'ees affection for ze California Chardonnay.
Ze wines of France are so much better. Zees ees just...peasant wine!
Louisette: Now, now, Emile. Peasants are people too.
Emile: Ah, brie from France! I approve of zees.
Perhaps 'ees taste ees evolving after all.
Emile: Brie flavored cheese spread!?! In a...tub?!? Sacre bleu!
Zees ees an affront to cheese lovers everywhere!
Lulu: >Tee-hee< Now what ees Shorty complaining about?
Louisette: 'E ees upset by ze fake brie in ze tub.
Lottie: Au contraire, we think eet ees une idée magnifique!
Emile: What?!?
Lulu: Oui. When ze tub ees empty, one can use eet to plant flowers.
Ze flowers of springtime!
Lulu et Lottie: ♫♫ Printemps, printemps, la-de-da-de-da! ♫♫
Emile: >Sigh<
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