Saturday, May 9, 2026

Sunk

 

Logan: Where's Holly Belle?  You two are always hanging out together.
Meghan: She's playing 'Battleship' with Nathan.

Logan: >Snort<  You are what you play, I guess.
Meghan: What?
Logan: Never mind.

Nathan: G-4
Holly Belle: Miss.

Nathan: That's impossible!  I've tried all the locations around one of your hits.
Holly Belle, are you moving your ships around?!?!

Holly Belle: So what if I am?
Nathan: It's against the rules, that's what!
Holly Belle: Well, that's stupid.  They're ships.
They're supposed to move around.  That's why they have propellers.

Holly Belle: Nathan, you're the cheater!  You're trying to look at my board!
Nathan: My leg went to sleep, and I'm just stretching it.

Holly Belle: I demand a neutral observer to monitor this conflict!

Kevin: Kaveh, you're needed to referee a heated game of Battleship.
Kaveh: >Sigh<  I feel like I'm in the UN.

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