International Gregor of Mystery

 BR and Pete Dakota are outside, practicing their soccer moves.

BR: Arrrrgh!  I don't know how those guys in Liverpool do it!

Pete Dakota: I know!  They make it look so easy.

I can't look down the field and kick the ball at the same time.

?: It's called the pitch, Pete.  Always scan the pitch.

Look around before you receive the ball to find space to pass to your teammate.

Pete: That's a good tip.  I'll try that.

?: And BR, you want to use the inside of your foot with your toes

pointing up for close passes.  Like this.

BR: Like this?

?: Perfect! And keep your back leg solid on the ground.

BR: Who was that guy?

Pete: I've never seen him before!

The next morning...

Nicholas Sahara: ♫♫ Dum-dum-dum-dummmm ♫♫

Nicholas: Good morning, Scout!  Fancy a cuppa?

Scot-Michael: >Yawn< Best idea all day.

Nicholas: Bother...where did I put the creamer?

?: Here it is.  Allow me.

Nicholas: Lovely. There's a good chap.

?: Also, we're out of marmalade.  Might I suggest grape jelly for your toast?

The sweetness of the jelly will pair well with the Earl Grey.

Nicholas: Oooh, scrummy!

Scot-Michael: Lay on some toast, Nickels!

Scot-Michael: Who the heck...?

Nicholas: Haven't the foggiest!

Just WHO is that helpful, knowledgeable boy?

STAY TUNED!