Haute Couture

Frederick: Hello, Louisette.  How are you today?

Louisette: Ah, mon chéri!  In truth, I am feeling a bit wistful.

If I were in Paris now, zee chestnut trees would be in bloom.  >Le Sigh<

Frederick: Well, it might cheer you up to know that

a little bit of Paris has come to you in the mail.

Louisette: Mon dieu!  I have been expecting a parcel from ze city of lights. Where ees eet?

Frederick: Hmmm, Luke and Oliver had it.  I'm surprised they haven't given it to you yet.

Louisette: As you would say, good grief!

Oliver: Do you think it's really from Paris, France?

Luke: I suppose it could be Paris, Texas.  What do you suppose is inside?

Oliver: It says here 'Robes pour femmes ou filles.'

That's French for...something, I guess.

Luke: I think that means it's a robe for a fish.

Oliver: It couldn't be a bathrobe 'cause fish don't take baths.

Luke: But they could get cold.

Oliver: I don't like cold fish.

Louisette: Oh, give me zat, you fools!

Louisette: I 'ave been waiting for zis!

Lottie: Ees zat ze seeds we ordered?

Louisette: Certainly not!  Eet ees ze very latest fashion from Paris.

Louisette: Ah, très belle!

Lulu: Hmph! Eet ees not very practical for working in zee garden.

Louisette: Ma chérie, zis ees not a peasant dress.  Eet ees haute couture!

Lulu: Alors, who would 'ave guessed zat our dear sister ees Marie Antoinette 'erself!

Lottie: >Tee-hee< Bon courage, Marie!  Careful zat you do not lose your 'ead!

Lulu et Lottie: >Tee-hee-hee-hee!<

Louisette: >Boof< Let zem eat cake.