Daddy Steve: In celebration of April Fool's Day, budding satirists Ezra and Blake have written witty (in their minds) captions for photos in an old Sasha doll brochure.
Ezra: Hee-hee! This stuff is golden!
Blake: Trevor Noah, eat your heart out!
Holly Belle: Alright you two clowns, let's see what kind of nonsense you've written.
Blake: It happens to be satirical brilliance.
Sasha: He's your child!
Gregor: He's not my child!
Sasha: He's your child!
Gregor: He's not my child!
Baby: Daddyyyyyyyyy!
Girls: We didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous. *
Dark Denims: I wear it better!
Fair Denims: No, I wear it better!
Dark Denims: No, I do!
Fair Denims: No, me!
Caleb: Hey baby, wanna go back to my pad and check out my new quadraphonic sound system?
Cora: You're under arrest, sugar...for the crime of luuuuuv!
Meghan: Hmmm, this all seems disrespectful to me.
Holly Belle: Yeah, we have a certain level of decorum to maintain around here.
Ezra: Relax, girls. It's all in good fun.
* From the 1971 Clint Eastwood film The Beguiled
2 comments:
so funny! No doubt Trevor Noah is quaking in his boots!! Keep up the good work, boys!
Great work on the photo comments, ignore those girls for once
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