Friday, February 26, 2021

The Original Tik-Tok

 Daddy Steve:  Lately I seem to be consumed with trying to recapture my childhood.  I think one retreats to the past when the present seems unmanageable.  Of course, the past was far from perfect, but time has a way of smoothing out the rough edges of our memories.


When I was a kid, no summer vacation was complete without the family pilgrimage to Minnesota's north shore along Lake Superior (I expect this was true for a lot of Minnesota families).  The north shore offers spectacular scenery; and to me always seemed a bit exotic -- the closest place one can get to the ocean in landlocked Minnesota.  The annual excursions with my parents and grandparents always begun in Duluth, the 'Zenith City of the great unsalted seas', then up Highway 61 to Split Rock Lighthouse, just south of Silver Bay.


Just before reaching the lighthouse, there was a place my family referred to as a 'tourist trap'.  Known as Split Rock Trading Post, it was basically a gift shop packed with a variety of kitschy souvenirs, along with just enough 'attractions' (a lookout tower! real deer to feed!) that it could be regarded as a legitimate destination.  It was the type of place that attracted kids like moths to a flame, and we never made a trip without stopping there.


Inside, some of the most popular items for sale were clocks; an entire wall of inexpensive, brightly painted, German-made clocks.  As soon as you opened the door, you were struck by the sound of dozens of clocks all tick-tocking to their own beats.

During those childhood summers, my parents bought me two: an orange one that hung in my room at home and a green one that hung in my room at my grandparents' house.  God only knows what happened to those clocks; they're long gone.

Fortunately, eBay is the ultimate way-back machine where you can recover just about anything from your childhood.  Thus, I was able to find this clock and request it as a Christmas present (and Santa Daddy John came through!).

It even came in its original box!

The kids all like the new clock.  They often lament that most things in the world are far too large from them.  Not my beloved clock!


Marco: It's my turn to wind the clock today.
Blake: And I'm up tomorrow.

Sasha, my childhood Gregor doll, actually remembers the original!

Sasha: Oh yes, it's just like the one at Grandma and Grandpa's house in the country.  
The tick-tocking kept the bears away, so it always made me feel safe!
Frederick: Wow, cool!

As it comes from their native land, the Gotz kids are especially fond of the new clock.  Although, they have varied opinions as to its usefulness...

Uli: It's so nice to haff a good German clock in the house.
Kurt: Ja, wunderbar!
Barbara: Well, it is very pretty, but who cares what time it is?
Beatrix: Exactly!  Time is for grownups to worry about.



Saturday, February 20, 2021

Cowboy Pete in the Wild West

 It's a quiet afternoon in Gregoropolis (Daddies Steve and John would think suspiciously quiet), so Pete Dakota has decided to sprawl on the couch with a good book...

Pete Dakota: What sounds good today?

Pete: Hmmm, I haven't noticed this one before.

Pete: The Lost Mine of Big Bug Mesa by Randolph L. Tumbleweed.  
Oooh, a western!  Just the thing...

Pete: "The first in a series about cowboy-detective Monterey Jack and his faithful steed, Midnight Beauty.  Their adventures in the untamed west of the 1880s will thrill readers of all ages."

Pete: Chapter One: "The Mystery of the Mine.  Cowboy-detective Monterey Jack had been on the trail east of Tombstone for three hours when he heard gunshots..."  Okay, I'm hooked.

Lost in the novel's rootin'-tootin' tale, Pete soon daydreams that he is the hero of the book...

Pete: Time to saddle up!

Pete: Ride, Beauty!  We've got to find the lost mine before those claim jumpers!

Pete, as Monterey Jack: "Those owl-hoots are hiding out at the BAR 5-Aces Ranch!  

Monterey Jack: "Quiet now, Beauty.  We'll sneak up on 'em and catch 'em
 like rattlers outta their skins."

Oh, no!  The varmints have ambushed Jack!  It's a gunfight between Jack, the no good Cerulean Twins, and Yellabelly Carter!

Monterey Jack: Yore lives ain't worth plugged nickels, boys.  Give up now!

Our heroic reader races to the end to find that of course, Monterey Jack has saved the day.  
The claim-jumpers are sent to the hoosegow and the lost mine remains hidden and safe.

Monterey Jack: "Boy howdy, muh dogs are plumb tuckered out. 
Mebbe a little shut-eye fer a spell."

Pete: Yippe-Ki-Yay, m--- <snore>
BR: I almost hate to wake him up.


Saturday, February 13, 2021

Kiss, Kiss

 Daddy Steve: The kids are busy decorating for the annual Gregoropolis Valentine's Day party.  Naturally, Holly Belle has taken charge.

Wesley: Is this where you want it?
Holly Belle: A little lower...lower...lower.  Not that low!
Wesley: Oh good grief!

James: You think old Wes regrets volunteering for that job?
Rhoda: Big time!

Ezra: What's that stuff you're hanging up?
Holly Belle: If you must know, it's the kisstletoe.
Ezra and Oliver: Kisstle-what?
Holly Belle: At Christmas we have mistletoe; so on Valentine's Day we have kisstletoe.

Oliver: There ain't no such thing as kisseltoe!
Meghan: There ain't no such thing as 'ain't', but here we are.
Ezra: That's just silly.
Holly Belle: No, it's not.  There is Christmas cactus and Easter cactus.  
Why should mistletoe be any different?
Oliver and Ezra: Well, well....er...hmm...

Ezra: Is there really such a thing as kisstletoe?
Patrick: Regretfully, we are unable to answer your question at this time.
Luke: Aw, come on.  We came to you guys 'cause you're smart!
Ravi: Which is precisely why we are not getting involved.

And soon enough, the party begins...

Meghan: All right, gentlemen, it's smooch time!
Holly Belle:  🎶...Oh, John Martin...🎶...wouldn't you like to give me a kiss?

John Martin: Er, ah, you know I think I may be getting a cold sore.
Nathan: I'll give you a kiss, Holly Belle.
Holly Belle: Well, Nathan!  >tee-hee<  Aren't you the dark horse Romeo!

Nathan: Now close your eyes, pucker up, and get ready for the biggest kiss you've ever had.
Holly Belle: I'm ready!

Holly Belle: Hey, this isn't what I had in mind!
Frank: I'll take it if you don't want it!


❤ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from GREGOROPOLIS! ❤

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Cabin Fever?

 Daddy John: Oh dear, it seems that Nicholas Sahara has gone a little lockdown loco...

Scot-Michael:  Nickles, you get back inside right now!  It's freezing out here!

Nicholas Sahara: I don't bloody care!  The sun's out; I'm out!

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Hug Fest 2021

 Daddy Steve: We're interrupting our blogcation for a very important reason.  A few years ago, in the early days of the Gregoropolis blog, we did a post on National Hugging Day, which happens to be today, January 21.  

I think it's safe to say that in current times, we could all use a hug more than ever.  Unfortunately, hugging others isn't the easiest thing to do right now, so the kids came up with a brilliant idea.  They're going to do a mass hugging and then send all of their hugs to you virtually via the blog.

So!  Make sure your wi-fi connection is optimized because a whole lot of Sasha and Gregor hug energy is about to come your way!

Blake: Do you have time for a hug, Uli?
Uli: Hee-hee, vell of course!

Pamela: I always say a hug and a nice cup of tea can cure anything.

Mikko & Tyler: Real guys hug!

Rolf & Lulu: We can hug without bumping noses!

Duncan: I feel less gloomy.
Alice: And I feel less anxious.
Frederick & Daphne: Hug power at work!

Frank: Hugs are nearly as good as chocolate!
Jennifer: Oh Frank, you sweet talker...

Kaveh: When you hug someone, you get more back than you give.

Holly Belle: Isn't this nice, John Martin?
John Martin: Yeah, but you can let go of me now.





HUGS from all of us at GREGOROPOLIS!



Sunday, January 3, 2021

Gone Fishin'


Hello all!  Gregoropolis is taking a short blogcation to rest and re-energize.
We'll be back in February with more adventures of our Sasha & Gregor crew.
💕 Daddies Steve & John

Friday, January 1, 2021

Out With The Old...

 Daddy Steve:  The Gregoropolis kids wanted to share some random thoughts on the end of 2020 and the beginning of 2021...

Bowie: It was a funny year, that's for sure.
Valerie: Yeah, but I'm not laughing.

Luke: I never trusted 2020 from the get-go.  I don't like how it always stares at you.
Oliver: And those zeroes seem to follow you all around the room.
Luke: Pretty sneaky!

Harriet: Anyway, 'one' is a much more hopeful number.
Duncan: I never thought of it that way.

Sasha: It wasn't all bad.  At least we had each other.
Miguel: Very true, amigo.

Frank: And as long as there is pie, how bad can things be?
Uli: Don't you dare make a mess!

Patrick: Statistically speaking, our luck is bound to improve.
Ravi: It's only logical.
Patrick: Don't you just love logic?
Ravi: Indeed!

Holly Belle: Trust me, 2021 will be a lot better.
Kevin: Well, you may be right.
Holly Belle: What do you mean I 'may' be right?!
Meghan: Of course she's right!

Emile: Au revoir, 2020!
Louisette: Et bonjour 2021!