Frank: I'm hoping there will be chocolate truffles behind today's door.
Or maybe toffee? Or maybe fudge, or maybe...
Marta: Frank, it's not that kind of Advent calendar.
Frank: Oh, I guess I'm...well, whatever.
Marta: >Sigh< Just open the door.
Frank: Oh sure, be right behind the cake.
The calendar is teasing me.
Frank: Huh, it's a...er...well...
Marta: >Sigh< Let me see.
Frank: Nope, nothing to eat there.
Marta: >Sigh< I can put it together.