Saturday, April 23, 2022

Woe To The Tidy

 

Mikko: Hey there, we just wanted to let you girls know that we've invited some
friends over this afternoon to watch a movie.

Ann Marie: What movie?
Tyler: Justice League!
Harriet: Haven't you watched that a hundred times already?
Mikko: Well, yeah, but this is the Zac Snyder version!
Ann Marie: >snort< Whatever...

Harriet: I think we'll sit this one out, but you boys have fun.
Ann Marie: And use coasters!  No rings on the coffee table!
Tyler: >snort< Whatever...

Ann Marie: Wait a minute...
Harriet: Did they say...company?!

Both: Eeek!  The bathroom!

Harriet: Quick, you grab the mop and bucket!
Ann Marie: You grab the Windex and Scrubbing Bubbles!
Both: And the Magic Erasers!

Mikko: Relax, the bathroom looks just fine.
Tyler: Yeah, it always looks fine.

Ann Marie: 'Always.' 'Looks.' 'Fine?'  They just don't see it, do they?
Harriet: Nope.  Totally clueless.
Both: >Sigh<

3 comments:

NeverUschi said...

Well, as Mikko and Tyler don't see what is obvious to the girls, there's a chance their guests won't either... don't fall into that trap, Ann Marie and Harriet! You are not responsible for the bathroom's tidiness today, just leave it fine enough for the boys.

Sasha's Vintage Boutique said...

frankly, girls...don't clean that bathroom until AFTER the boy guests LEAVE!! I have a feeling it will be much worse then. Just personal experience!

Dee said...


Girls' girls! You should have said aloud between yourself, but so the boys overheard, how Dad had said he'd let whoever cleaned the bathroom watch the extended directors cut version of the justice league.

Then when they'd done the job and come for the copy, you just say Oh did we say justice league? we meant a league of their own! Of course there will be muttering but since their version of clean won't be yours but will be enough for their mates, job done so to speak but not by you for once ;)